We grew up with the Internet and on the Internet. This is what makes us different; this is what makes the crucial, although surprising from your point of view, difference: we do not ‘surf’ and the internet to us is not a ‘place’ or ‘virtual space’. The Internet to us is not something external to reality but a part of it: an invisible yet constantly present layer intertwined with the physical environment. We do not use the Internet, we live on the Internet and along it. If we were to tell our bildnungsroman to you, the analog, we could say there was a natural Internet aspect to every single experience that has shaped us. We made friends and enemies online, we prepared cribs for tests online, we planned parties and studying sessions online, we fell in love and broke up online. The Web to us is not a technology which we had to learn and which we managed to get a grip of. The Web is a process, happening continuously and continuously transforming before our eyes; with us and through us. Technologies appear and then dissolve in the peripheries, websites are built, they bloom and then pass away, but the Web continues, because we are the Web; we, communicating with one another in a way that comes naturally to us, more intense and more efficient than ever before in the history of mankind. Piotr Czerski (via azspot)

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simpledisneythings:

That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes. 

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filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

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The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
howdomermaidsfuck:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away

howdomermaidsfuck:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

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ohgodslothmonster:

sakuton:

nosleepjustcoffee:

xxmoonowlxx:

sohumanandflawed:

I’m sorry, I can’t. This is really cute.

omg a wedding photo that doesn’t annoy me i like

This is just adorable and the fact that she’s barefoot I just aaaaah cuties ♥

My god what cuties!

I like how he’s launching into the air and she’s just gracefully floating. Cuutiess

ohgodslothmonster:

sakuton:

nosleepjustcoffee:

xxmoonowlxx:

sohumanandflawed:

I’m sorry, I can’t. This is really cute.

omg a wedding photo that doesn’t annoy me i like

This is just adorable and the fact that she’s barefoot I just aaaaah cuties ♥

My god what cuties!

I like how he’s launching into the air and she’s just gracefully floating. Cuutiess

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thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

reflectivegentleman:

Writing on Water.

Sometimes I am sinfully envious of the visually artistic.

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