Any questions? Please ask away.
Ask me anything
And the teacher wonders why an American ALT asks to not be present during this section. I recorded this to help two students preparing for the recitation contest.
When I handed out American omiyage today
I gave all the teachers I didn’t like yellow Starbursts
So I may be starting an English revolution by accident in my community
By having gotten drunk at an Eikaiwa Bonenkai
"They are EXILE who sing the singing."
making myself happy with dinosaurs merr chrismas
At the end of work, I colored this with highlighters and put it up on the English board. It’s the first and only Christmas decoration I’ve ever put up at my school. I usually go ALL OUT on my English board, so all the teachers and students have always been weirded out when I say I won’t do a Christmas board. They’re gonna be SO MUCH MORE CONFUSED this year.
AWKWARD AWKWARD CONVERSATION WITH BABY ENGLISH TEACHER ABOUT HOW MY SNEEZES PRODUCE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT COMES OUT OF A MAN AND HER SAYING SHE’S NEVER SEEN IT AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT” AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE “WAIT OF COURSE I’VE SEEN IT HAVE YOU?” AND I WAS LIKE “OMG NO IF I DID I’D DIE” AND WE BOTH WERE LIKE GIGGLING NON STOP SURROUNDED BY LIKE 50 12 YEAR OLDS AND I FEEL SO DIRTY AND SHE’S REALLY CONFUSED BUT I CAN’T BE LIKE “NEVER SEEN IT CUZ I’M A BIG OL DYKE” and this is why you should never come to work with a hangover